Thursday, July 17, 2014

A list of A+ insults

poryqon:

if u R ever in an argument use these insults and u will make the other person cry bc there R so good

  • half eaten sandwich
  • useless fungal infection
  • literal turd burger
  • Netflix® buffer
  • 2003 fergie
  • 5th president James Monroe
  • half chewed pencil
  • The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
  • absolute white crayon
  • quiet meme thief
  • TI-84 plus Silver Edition™ Calculator by Texas Instruments®
  • diarrhea apocalypse
Monday, July 7, 2014

itarobattemon:

dishai:

a small collection of somewhat disturbing, but otherwise entertaining posts

that second last one screwed with my head.

Sunday, July 6, 2014

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

hernamewastangerine:

frenchtoastandpancakes:

My daughter has chosen the Dark Side

I’m crying.

Every time I encounter this video, I hit replay so many times it’s ridiculous.

(Source: youtube.com)

Monday, June 16, 2014

ben-c:

khaleesibeyonce:

for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my phone omfg it cracks me up every time. there are truly some creative people here on tumblr.com

OH MY GOD 3 OF THESE ARE THINGS I USED ON MY OLD BLOG HELL YEA IM STILL FAMOUS FOR THEM INSULTS

Sunday, June 15, 2014
stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

Saturday, June 14, 2014

(Source: meladoodle)

lucifers-ass-cheek:

posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 1 (part 2)

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

lucifers-ass-cheek:

Posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 2 (part 1)

these are some of my very favorite posts and every time i see them on my dash i am very happy